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Thursday. 24.04.08

  • Apr. 27th, 2008 at 1:39 PM

It was like 8 o'clock and Amy and I walkde down to bridge mall to meet up with Hayden, Jarryd, Steven and Bilbo (Ryan)
They were all drinking.
Beer and Red bear.
They were also all smoking.
Even Amy was smoking hahahahahaha.
And Steve is a hypocrite!!
hahaha but i love him to pieces.

And we walked around for ages.
And Hayden kept pulling my hair, which really hurt and really pissed me off.
I like shoved him and yelled at him to fuck off at one point.

I hooked up with Hayden once..
And hooked up with Steve like 10 times.
We all thought Amy and Jarryd were gunna hook up.
Hahahahahaha.

Hayden smashed a mirror out front of JB HI FI.
And they were talking to some random chicks.
And guys. That said they were gunna sell them drugs bahahaha
And Hayden turned on the fire hose!
And got us all wet.

We went to White Flat Oval.
And stayed there for ages.
Hayden left.
Bilbo left.
And Me Steve and Jarryd amy left the oval
Steve walked into the fence bahahahahahahahahahahaha
that was highlight of my life.

And then Me and Amy walked Steve home then went home.
Got home at a quarter to 2 in the morning

The end.


Well........
Yesterday i spent the whole day with Chris aka Red.
We went driving around town.
Visited Cookie.
And we were meant to meet up with Mitch but he's phone went flat so we couldn't get in contact.
And he felt like a prick haha lol.
So after i spent like six hours with Red, he dropped me home and Amy called me around 7ish.
So I made her walk to My house so we could go play Basketball over at the school in the dark.
So after about 20 minutes (back when was at home) Red and Mat came over haha.
And then Mat went for a drive.
His car goes faster haha =D
And we went past Cold Rock Ice Cream and Red just got out of the car to chat up the chicks working.
And we picked him back up after like 10 minutes.
And we went and got Mitch as well.
And then we went to the CARWASH.
Hahaha.
That was fun.
We had a soap fight haha.
And me and Amy got soaked!!
Good thing i left my phone in Mat's car.
Amy didnt hahaha.
And yeah dropped everyone home sept me and Amy.
We got back to my place, 
And Amy raped Mat on my front lawn hahahaha.
She ended up having 2 smokes down in between her boobs...
And yeah Amy went inside and got her stuff, i stayed outside talking to Mat and then they left in the car together...
SEXYTIME !!

Story + Neopets

  • Apr. 1st, 2008 at 12:14 PM

Hahaha.
Okay so me and Amy were like really really bored.
And we made Neopets accounts hahaha.
So funny.
My pet is called Spraaxx
And Amy couldn't think of what to call hers so I named it  ii_did_ya_mum
hahaha. good times.
And Cookie wrote me a amazing story.
Hahaha.
Read it!!


Jessii : Tell me a stroy

Cookie a stroy ae?

Jessii: Yes a sroy

Cookie: you mean story? well ummm ok..

 

well there once was this girl called Jessii anne

 

she was amazing

 

funny cute n gorjuz

 

 

 

and she was in love with a boy named.....

steve

lol and he loved her too

 

and he thought she was the world

 

only trouble was she lived far far away

 

 

she lived across the purple sea

 

wich held many dangers for a love stuck teenager

 

 

she was traped there for ever until she had resived a kiss from the love of her life

 

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she was kept there by an evil ugly bitch of a witch named amy

 

 

 

 

tehe evil witch was jelious of jessii’s beauty

 

and hid her away from the world..

 

the witch tried every curse to make the amazing jessii not so amazing but nothing worked

 

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so steve desided he couldn’t live with out his love any longer

 

 

 

he gathered a small army of men his age a fleet of men who new the sea..

 

 

he was not yet even into 12 hours of his trip when the terror started

 

 

the biggest storm raiged against the boat waves the size of mountens crashed against the boat

 

 

but the undieing love for his girl jessii kept him on bored holding on for dear life

 

the storm raiged for 5 whole hours and had pushed them off corse by 2 days

 

 

but with the guinious of the captain

captian red!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hayden the first  to wake

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woke to the splash of the water

 

 

every thing went dark.... then a thud... hayden had been nocked out

 

 

 

 at this very moment steve woke to see a shadowy figure move to the dorrway and disapear...

 

 

he heard a splash

 

 

"hayden... it’s happening... HAYDEN??"

 

 

he searched around and found haydens unconcious body..."hayden u ok? wake up!!"

 

steve paniced and woke the other two

 

 

"we have to do... hayden wont wake

 

 

matt nodded..."what do we do?" he asked

 

 

steve shook his head

 

 

"just follow my lead"

 

 

the squids tenticles where slowly but firmly wraping around the boat

 

steve could smell the fual

 

steve reached just ahead of him he felf something slimy and wet.... it was a tenticle! "eww!" he yelled

 

 

 

 

it moved quikly... he grabed the tourch that layed beside him...

 

he lit it and so did the others

 

 

only to see 4 other tenticles wraped around the boat already

 

 

the squid slowly lifted it’s head out of the water... it was huge bigger then steve thought

 

 

steve took a deep breath and threw his torch so did the others... he stoped and stared as 3 lines of flame

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sumersulted there way towards the beast

 

 

all 3 hit with a thud!

 

 

as each one did their flames spred

 

over the beast and the water around it caurt alight aswell

 

 

steve couldn’t believe his eyes it actually worked... they were cooking it..

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the beast made a high pitch screaming sound... and it’s grip loosened on the ship

 

 

 

 

at this point every one was on deck

 

staring in amazment

 

mouths wide open

 

the beast sliped away back down to the deep never to live another day

 

 

steve sighed with relief...

 

 

then remembering hayden turned and nelt down

 

 

touching haydens head where a lump had formed.... hayden moved his head away from steve "don’t touch it u idiot.. it hurts.." he mumbled

 

 

steve smiled and was so court up in the moment he huged him

 

 

"what wait get off me!!" hayden said pushin him away

 

 

"don’t let them think we’re that type of friends... no offence man i just don’t wanna get called gay... thanx any way"

 

 

 

steve noded and turned around... every one was standing around them...

 

 

every one but captain Red

 

 

 

"where’s the captain?" steve asked no one answered..."where is he?" steve asked firmly again

 

 

all the men parted

 

steve could see red leaning on the door frame

 

 

steve got up and walked to red

 

"what is this?"

 

 

red looked at him "why it’s a boat"

 

steve was cross " don’t be a smart ass... i no what ur tryin to do.."

 

red looked at him with glaring eyes

 

steve glared back" Jessii is mine... I love her... and she loves me..."

 

 

red shook his head " she doesn’t love you! she loves me i dream about her every night... and every night she says it!"

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steve just looked at him"...what?"

 

 

red smiled " i could offer her so much more..." "your a sea captain... i can offer her my heart.. and ur crazy they are only dreams.. they are not real but a figment of ur imagenation!"

 

reds face screwed up as if he’d just been stabed.... "why does every one say that?"

 

 

steve shook his head "fool.... poor poor fool.. i pitty u i really do.."

 

 

"take him to the cell... i can’t trust him" steve said sadly

 

they arrived on time into port despite their troubles

 

 

 

 

the men traveled for another 2 days to reach the town in wich jessii lived

 

 

all the men wiery with travel fell at the step of the tavern

 

where they would sleep

 

 

but steve had to find his love

 

 

her house was only down the main road the next right the the 5th house along

 

 

yeah anyway

 

he started on his way... when he noticed with every step he took more people looked at him and wisperred

 

he quickened his pase

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but they still looked

 

he finally reached her door

 

he couldn’t hide his joy

 

 

he knocked....

 

 

no answer....

 

he knocked again

 

 

 

but the same result... he turned the handle it was locked

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he yelled .... "JESSII! YOU THERE?? IT’S ME STEVE!"

 

but insted of his love a dirty blonde stuck her head out the window... "oh steve i new u would come... i’ll be right down"

 

it was amy the evil witch

 

 

she turned to jessii who she had tied up and gagged.... "not a word..." she giggled

 

 

 

amy ran down the stairs... and unlocked the door... "steve!!" she yelled hugging him

 

steve pushed her off... "who..who are you?"

 

 

"Amy.. Jessii’s bestest friend"

 

 

"oh hi then.. is she home?"

 

 

 

 

"umm no she’s not... but i’m here steve" she smiled and winked "please do come in"

 

she said and he entered

 

he stood in the hallway as she tried to brush past him... but he steped to the side clean out of her way

 

 

 

 

she scared him..... because she was so..so... well she was uttly dreadful on the eyes

*utterly

 

"will jessii be home soon?" he asked

 

amy clenched her teeth "i’m not sure"... "would you like some tea?"

 

 

now steve is not much of a tea drinker but it was poliet "umm yes.. please?"

 

 

"good then" she said with a smirk... she pored him some of her ’special tea’ a potion so strong that even the strongest hearted it worked on

she handered it to him... steve smiled and pretended to have a sip.. like i said steve was not a tea drinker he would poor it out later on a plant when no one was lookin like he always did

 

he smiled... "mmm" he faked "thats good tea" he said

 

 

amy bit her lip and smiled "good."

 

she jumped on him and kissed him as hard as she could

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steve’s face screwed up he gaged and pushed her away

 

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"what are you doing?" he said in discust wiping his mouth

 

"you didn’t drink the tea!!" amy said angry

 

steve looked worried and thanked god he didn’t

 

 

" drink the tea" amy yelled... "no! i wont" said steve as he threw away the tea cup

 

Jessii upstairs was freaking out she wriggled and wriggled until her chair tipped over with a loud thud

 

 

steve heard it and looked up... he ran for the stairs... "no!!" amy yelled and started after him

steve ran up the stairs as fast as he could..

he took the 2nd door on the righthe found jessii laying on the floor tyed up and gagged

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he fell to his knees and ungagged her

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"kiss me" she said.. "wh... what?" steve stumbled... "i love you steve kiss me"

 

:and it was long and passionate alot better then the one he just hadbut as he did amy got to the door way... "noooo" she yelled and began to melt..." I HATE YOU!!"

 

 

but she was redused to nothing but a puddle

thier kiss ended.. " i love you too" steve said.

 

 

and they lived happily ever after... Jessii and steve married and had 4 beautiful children... matt became a great explorer.... Red learned to love again and married a girl name Sandi? and Hayden remaind good friends with steve... he also married the girl of his dreams

 

the end

 

he did as she comanded... he gave her her first kiss

 

 

 

all the men fell asleep

 

the men waited for hours.... they sat from 9:00 pm to 300am little did they no it only feeds at 330 pm and 330 am

he wanted to get off this unstable boat and get to safe land

 

and steve was anchious

 

they were only a day and a half away from port

 

the men sat on deck waiting

 

"because fual flames can burn under water.." steve said thinking of the brillience of haydens plan

 

"... when it come up to grab the boat it body will be cover in the fual which i’ve already laid in the wated and we throw the torches at it.."

 

"well matthew..." hayden said as he started to explain

 

"and how do u sujest we do that? a gaint grill... dunno bout u but i aint got one in my back pocket" said matt worried

"well like u said sea food... we cook it" hayden said chuckling

 

steve turned around in a circle.... "what do we do??"

 

"no not little matt... this thing is bigger then a boat i’ve heard it’ll eats em whole if it chooses

"oh is that all a lil squid.." matt said but was cut off mid sentence as a massive tenical shot out of the water capturing a bird and shootingback down

 

hayden laughed " no not to eat... thats why the ship is growning... there is a squid on the bottom of the boat... i saw red feeding it b4"

hayden said.... "squid??" steve asked "how can u be thinking bout sea food at this time of night!?!"

"squid..."

 

there was a flash and steve turned to see hayden holding a fire torch

"steve all my life u n i have been on ships and i aint never heard one make the sound this one is

 

it was his brother matt he took him every where

 

steve whent to the deck where he found 2 other crew members who had stird to the noice

 

as if the ship was growning in pain

one the ship never made

when he heard an unusual creek

steve lay awake thinkin of what he’ll do when he first lays eyes on his love

when all the lights whent out

nothing else suspitious happened until that night

 

steve weht back to his usual stuff like hayden said to do

"there are still many dangers we have to face.... just keep ur eye out" hayden wispered and then hurried offf

 

at this time the crew were coming back to sence

 

"just do what u do... and i’ll do the rest..." hayden said with a smile...

he was always 3 steps ahead

 

but hayden had a plan.... hayden always had a plan

 

he felt like he wanted to hurt captain red he wanted to jump at him and hit him... but his humble heart wouldn’t let him

for the first time he didn’t no what to do

steve was hurt.... he had been lied to

hayden sighed.." i told u we could not trust him... he has cotten wool in his ears... he wanted u to get taken so he could take jessii for himself..."

steve laughed "oh i see i still have much to learn.... but why did it not work on captain red?"

"well you see i’m tone deff.... i don’t care much for music... because it never sounds right to me... and that hevenly song u heard... to me sounded like an old tom cat screaching.."

steve looked at hayden" why didn’t it’s charms work on u? or captain red?"

 

captain red scowered "yes sir... "

he stood watching all the men’s hearts sink... they too had been tricked.. he fell to his knees.... "captain red get us away from here!!"

 

steve covered his ears and ordered the rest of the men to do the same...

that prayed and lived on the hearts of young men

 

but a seacreature

 

it was never his love

into what the beast really was

 

he put his hand s over steve’s ears... right before steve’s eyes he saw the love of is life melt away

 

steve pushed hayden aside "no... i don’t believe it!... YOU LIE!!!" steve rushed to the railing again.... hayden grabbed him again but this time insted of pulling him away

 

she is not the girl u dream of... but she... that woman on that rock is death!"

"look around!" hayden yelled all the men on this boat look at this woman and see some one else....

hayden jumped at him pulling him back

 

"don’t be stupid help me!!" steve yelled as he begain to climb over the railing

Hayden shook his head " steve.... it’s not her...."

"hayden!" steve yelled "help me... Jessii... she’s there we have to help her.."

everyong except captain red... and Hayden...

he looked around all the crew seemed to be leaning over the side of the boat yelling other names over n over again...

 

he was so confussed but so happy he rushed to the front of the boat yelling "Jessii!.... Jessii... what are you doing? how’d u get here?"

 

he opened his eyes to see his beautiful Jessii sitting on a rock singing...

his beautiful love... but something was wrong

 

the music reminded him of warm summer nights... fresh flowers

 

but as steve started to Doubt his trust in captian red... he heard a womans voice singing to him when he heard the music he thought he was floating

 
 

but steve bushed aside the warnings of his dear friend hayden

 

first mate Hayden thought that captain Red only had one thing on his mind and that was takin Jessii for him self

  
 

hehe they were able to avoid the sea monster’s cape

 

Life atm

  • Mar. 5th, 2008 at 7:41 PM

Okay..
Havent written much lately.
I keep meaning to.
I had this big thing planned, all ready to write.
But then i forgot it.
So...

lately i've just been lapping around lol.
well i havent been driving tho.
And swimming at night time.
Favorite time to go.  =)  

Also im confussed about a certain boy...
but i cant talk to him about it.  reason which are only in my head. But i have my trusty friend helping me. 

Hayley and me are ment to be going to Jeff's for a sleep over.
But her phone is in James' car.
And james isnt texting me back.
grr.
so if he doesnt text me,
or pick us up.
we not going.
which might be a better idea....
James just wants to get with haykey hahahahaha.

i feel like ice cream..

Jay is being a loser !!

I wanna go to the car show in melb.
But im broke  =[

I need a new job so bad!

Sighhh

Alex's 18th this saturday wooo

well best be off for now.

xxx

Wow, this isnt into a lot of detail...

  • Dec. 27th, 2007 at 1:28 PM

Hahaha. Okay, so i may be a little bit of a street rat. XD
Hayden and Steven came around on there motorbikes. Steve fixed his bike coz the bolts were loose. Me and Amy got Stevey alco thro a friend, and then Amy went for her first ride on a motorbike with Hayden !! 
And so they left about 8.20ish and by like 9ish we were with them again.
We went to Maccas, walked around and shit.
All up sturt street.
And then we saw Ben. Not gunna go into detail about tht.
Then Stevey was climbing all over the statues.
And then we saw Huffy =D
Then we went to skate park.
And yeah, Steve and Hayden left at like 3ish coz they were fucked XD
And yeah, Huffy amy and I stayed around a bit, it got really cold, went back to my house, played cards and Truth or Dare coz we're cool like tht.
Mum yelled at me about 5.30.
Huffy left at 7ish.
Me and Amy went to sleep for 3 hours.
And now amy is still asleep in the bed behind me.
Coz the family is in geelong =]








                                



        

Boxing Day.

  • Dec. 26th, 2007 at 4:17 PM

Wooooo. My first entry, don't ya just love it?
Hmm ok. 

Well, Today is Boxing Day.
And me any Amy (aka ALEG) went shopping.
We didnt really see many Boxing day sales =[

But for christmas of my lovely Aunt Leanne (aka Lan.) Gave me a gift voucher for Supre for $40 so i went and got some t-shirts.
This was once Aleg had ditched me for some "Family BBQ" haha jk, she really had a bog family thingo.

 So My mother works at DK in Wendouree right, so we picked Amy up at 8.30 am.
Coz mother started at 9.

So we walked around in K-MART coz it was the only place open.
And we brought towels =O  coz they were a great start to our glory box.
Coz Amys parents are building me and Amy a house, so we can move in to it once it is built. so we need to start a glory box so when it is built we not allowed to steal our parents things, we have to buy our own.
And the towels were on sale for $5 lol.]
Amy also got a SD card for a camera.

We also went to JayJays. I got a new Skelanimals t-shirt that says "eat your heart out" and has Foxy on it  =]

And we went to Happy Choice. We both got hair clips and amy got somethign else, sont remember lol.

We also got belly bars. Amy got 3 I got 2.

And then we saw Shorty.
Then we saw Hayden.

So we were with Hayden for a little bit, went into JayJays, he got a shirt.
Got donuts from mother
Then we oranized to stuff tonight.
then he went back to work.

Then Aleg and i went to Dive in Bridge Mall
Amy got rings, it was packed.

And then yeah, thats pretty much about it...